Elvis Mitchell cannot write and must be burned

[substitute]

In his frothing and incomprehensible review of the Matrix, he utters this immortal sentence:

[Agent Jones is] again played by the capable Hugo Weaving, who brings an exultant beatitude to laminated malignancy.

Where do you go these days to get your malignancy laminated? Sheesh.

Comments

Don't trust your malignancy laminating to just anyone

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

That was precisely my response when Ignatz posed this question to me on AIM.

Re: Don't trust your malignancy laminating to just anyone

[burningskyz.livejournal.com]

good to know i'm not the only one with this fucked up trail of thought.