Elvis Mitchell cannot write and must be burned

[substitute]

In his frothing and incomprehensible review of the Matrix, he utters this immortal sentence:

[Agent Jones is] again played by the capable Hugo Weaving, who brings an exultant beatitude to laminated malignancy.

Where do you go these days to get your malignancy laminated? Sheesh.

Comments

[burningskyz.livejournal.com]

kinkos, of course. 24 hour malignancy laminating service.

Don't trust your malignancy laminating to just anyone

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

That was precisely my response when Ignatz posed this question to me on AIM.

Re: Don't trust your malignancy laminating to just anyone

[burningskyz.livejournal.com]

good to know i'm not the only one with this fucked up trail of thought.