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Business idea!
Oct
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23rd
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2005
05:51 pm
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Fast-growing, cow-sized iguanas.
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Date:
2005-10-24 01:44 am (UTC)
From:
changeng.livejournal.com
You cannot milk an iguana.
Trust me. I've tried.
(no subject)
Date:
2005-10-24 02:22 am (UTC)
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cascadefailure.livejournal.com
Nickjb will be sad to hear this.
(no subject)
Date:
2005-10-24 06:34 am (UTC)
From:
hweimei.livejournal.com
There is always the iguanaburger.
(no subject)
Date:
2005-10-24 07:24 am (UTC)
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substitute.livejournal.com
God damnit there goes the Iguana Cheese Franchise.
While you're gene-splicing
Date:
2005-10-24 01:55 am (UTC)
From:
torgo-x.livejournal.com
While you're gene-splicing...
* THC zucchini.
* Cocaine pumpkin.
Re: While you're gene-splicing
Date:
2005-10-24 06:49 am (UTC)
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Somehow I don't think you can splice cocain into something.
Re: While you're gene-splicing
Date:
2005-10-24 08:06 am (UTC)
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torgo-x.livejournal.com
Cocaine is produced naturally by erythroxylum plants. By "cocaine pumpkin", I was suggested adapting the erythroxylum genes into pumpkins until they too would naturally produce cocaine.
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Date:
2005-10-24 02:21 am (UTC)
From:
pandaxian.livejournal.com
I'd buy one! Or two even, because a breeding pair would mean I could be in the business also!
(no subject)
Date:
2005-10-24 11:11 pm (UTC)
From:
frobisher.livejournal.com
Do they grow to cow-size quickly, or do they start out that big and quickly grow EVEN BIGGER?
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Date: 2005-10-24 01:44 am (UTC)Trust me. I've tried.
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Date: 2005-10-24 01:55 am (UTC)* THC zucchini.
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