Business idea!

[substitute]

Fast-growing, cow-sized iguanas.

Comments

[changeng.livejournal.com]

You cannot milk an iguana.

Trust me. I've tried.

While you're gene-splicing

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

While you're gene-splicing...

* THC zucchini.

* Cocaine pumpkin.

[pandaxian.livejournal.com]

I'd buy one! Or two even, because a breeding pair would mean I could be in the business also!

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

Nickjb will be sad to hear this.

[hweimei.livejournal.com]

There is always the iguanaburger.

Re: While you're gene-splicing

[http://users.livejournal.com/_famine_/]

Somehow I don't think you can splice cocain into something.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

God damnit there goes the Iguana Cheese Franchise.

Re: While you're gene-splicing

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

Cocaine is produced naturally by erythroxylum plants. By "cocaine pumpkin", I was suggested adapting the erythroxylum genes into pumpkins until they too would naturally produce cocaine.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Do they grow to cow-size quickly, or do they start out that big and quickly grow EVEN BIGGER?