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Trader Joe's has the most amazing assortment of Foods That Are Like Heroin Or Crack or Some Other Debilitating Drug To Me. Here is a short list:

• Chili Lemon Pistachio Nuts
  
• Peanut Butter Filled Pretzels
  
• Spanish Manchego Cheese
  
• Super Sweet Corn
  
• Butternut Squash Ravioli
  
• Mochi Green Tea Ice Cream
  
• Crystalline Ginger Cookies
  
• Comte Gruyere Cheese
  
• Chocolate Oranges
  

I stagger out realizing that I just blew $50 and I still need groceries. I need help or at least more of these chili lemon pistachios HLAGHAGLAHGLAGHAGLHAGLAHGAGLHAG

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The two-buck chuck is crap. It's cooking wine. Somehow a marketing phenom resulted where people believe it's good, so they drink it.