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Trader Joe's has the most amazing assortment of Foods That Are Like Heroin Or Crack or Some Other Debilitating Drug To Me. Here is a short list:

• Chili Lemon Pistachio Nuts
  
• Peanut Butter Filled Pretzels
  
• Spanish Manchego Cheese
  
• Super Sweet Corn
  
• Butternut Squash Ravioli
  
• Mochi Green Tea Ice Cream
  
• Crystalline Ginger Cookies
  
• Comte Gruyere Cheese
  
• Chocolate Oranges
  

I stagger out realizing that I just blew $50 and I still need groceries. I need help or at least more of these chili lemon pistachios HLAGHAGLAHGLAGHAGLHAGLAHGAGLHAG

Comments

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

God love those Mochi green tea balls. Sweet baby jesus.

[sachmet.livejournal.com]

Heh. I don't see the two-buck chuck on that list.

Personally, I've never had the stuff, but then again I've never had a desire to go fend off yuppies in suburbans, either.

I've seen the shrinkwrap and the damage done

[rpkrajewski.livejournal.com]

Bits o' Brownie
Sesame Thins (inexplicable)

[srl.livejournal.com]

You can send me the manchego cheese if you feel the need to kick the habit. Or anything else on that list.

hurrrrrrrrrrr

[stimps.livejournal.com]

I am *so* hungry now.

If I can't find those pistachios here, I'm making some. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

An interesting side note is that the first place I saw peanut butter pretzels was at the dog food shop... I got a bag of them for Una as a treat, and we were all very tempted to eat them ourselves. I wonder which chicken came first?

Have you had chocolate covered orange peel? Blaaaghalaguhalugahualughuaglllluhhhhhh. Oh my.

[the-hippy-chick.livejournal.com]

i go to trader joe's specifically for the $2 wine and the fat free brownie mix...living across from irvine ranch market i find all sorts of unusual and yummy things...

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

you forgot the Aussie Red Licorice oh my freaking god hurrrrr

[substitute.livejournal.com]

The two-buck chuck is crap. It's cooking wine. Somehow a marketing phenom resulted where people believe it's good, so they drink it.

[odradak.livejournal.com]

Mmm, gruyere wears the pants in this house.