ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK

[substitute]

My town is being invaded by sea lions.

"On Wednesday, the Newport Beach Harbor Commission debated the situation, which has taken on added urgency since 18 sea lions piled onto a 37-foot sailboat and sank it over Labor Day weekend."

bark bark bark bark
until you could hear them all over the park

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