Okay, Bunni, I know this is your first day at Hooters

[substitute]

Just go ahead and read these guidelines and sign here.

1. I hereby acknowledge that big fat uncut Brazilian cock may be pushed into my quivering lips, and that I am responsible for knowing the appetizer of the day.

...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0915051hooters1.html

Best employee handbook ever!

Comments

[srl.livejournal.com]

The last page is a particular, um, jewel.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I,I "HOOTERS GIRL ON THE FLOOR"

[srl.livejournal.com]

as opposed to "HOOTERS GIRL ONBEHIND THE BAR"

[substitute.livejournal.com]

[srl.livejournal.com]

OW MY EYES. MAKE IT STOP.

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

OH, that's just sad, man. And isn't that girl's midriff showing in the picture on the first page? I thought that was a no-no.

[zarriq.livejournal.com]

It puts my own crappy work uniform last summer into perspective, that's for sure.