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Someone decided to get really, really high and shoot at people in an alley over off Baker & Fairview in Costa Mesa the other day. Killed one guy, hurt a few others. The victims appear to be nice local boys without any known criminal connections. Everyone involved was of Mexican ancestry. Everyone who knew the victims is shocked and saddened; there are little memorials on the street and the people at the surf shop where the dead guy worked are really down. It's a bad day for the city and for my city, too; we're so close. But here's what Costa Mesa's crypto-Nazi Mayor had to say:

"When you have job centers, soup kitchens and a high concentration of downscale rental units, it drives the city down," Mayor Allan Mansoor said. "I favor a multi-faceted approach including stronger gang enforcement and overlay zone revitalization, and I also think a social worker holding the hand of a hardened gang member has not worked in other cities."

Allan, it's time to go. Maybe rural Arizona would be good for you, or that Pennsylvania town that just passed the "no Mexicans allowed" law. Running the Mexicans and the poor out of town is a solution to a problem no one has but you. What we wanted to hear was "Murder is the most serious of crimes and we're lucky it's rare here in Costa Mesa. We will bring these guys to justice and we will all work together for a safer city." Just in case you have a pen handy, you might want to write that down.

And while we're at it, I've been looking over the manifest for the Mayflower here and I see Smith and Standish and Johnson and Grey... Mansoor? No, no Mansoor. How odd. I was just reading the other day about how people with names like "Mansoor" are involved in all sorts of terroristical activities. Maybe we need to overlay zone revitalize about that.

http://www.dailypilot.com/articles/2006/08/04/publicsafety/dpt-shooting04.txt

http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1233749.php