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- There is a nest of baby scorpions living in the left side of my sinuses. So-called "medical professionals" tell me it's the common cold, but I know better. No little virus could cause this throbbing ache, effusion of mucus, and spasmodically weak jaw muscle. I expect them to burst through my left eye socket and wave their happy claws at the sun sometime tomorrow.
- La Brea Bakery sourdough, heated, with butter, does a lot to make life more livable.
- After the scorpions come out tomorrow I think I'm gonna go on a little photo expedition. Where should I go?
I AM A RIVER OF PHLEGM
Jan. 5th, 2006 10:51 pmI shouldn't complain because I'm already mostly over the damned thing after 24 hours and it's not the Flu-Bola™ that everyone else got, but rhinoviruses are overrrated. No sir, I don't like it. Snurfle.
COMFORT ME DAMNIT
Actually a pot of green jasmine tea and a largish glass of Barenjager have done a lot to make life bearable.
COMFORT ME DAMNIT
Actually a pot of green jasmine tea and a largish glass of Barenjager have done a lot to make life bearable.
