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I try not to to be too hard on hack writers most of the time. It's hard to make a living in journalism, and a lot of jobs are at boring and stultifying industry house organs or shilltalk ad rags. These are people who wanted to be ink-stained front page reporters or film critics and they get to write about aluminum foil or fabulous getaway weekends. Sometimes, though, they cross a line. This piece, from a credit card company's luxury travel magazine, is... well, I'll pay you a quarter if you read the whole thing straight through. It's for our local South County seaside resort, and the writers decided that instead of the usual luxury porn template that bored them so, they'd use an alternative literary form for thier puff piece: A film script! Because that's what they really wanted to do anyway.

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