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1. AIIGH! The Paxil is self-replicating and attacking the other Paxil!
   
   
2. YOW! The water down there is so hot, it's entered a weird different state of matter!
   
   
3. YOICKS! The Luba people of central Africa have a totally awesome memory board technology!
   
   
4. Shut up and make your own Custom Loaf, damnit!

Edit: Maciej got all up in my grill about the phrase "weird different state of matter". Let the record show that I am aware that super extra hot steam is not strictly speaking a state of matter, even if it is supercritical. However, I do maintain that supercritical water is still totally weird. Thank you. Does anyone have some cashews and/or Paypal?