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The Orange County Register has apparently hired Jean Teasdale to write their nightlife reviews. In this case it's a real win because the article is about my "favorite" restaurant:

Maybe I'm not hip enough to be at Chronic Cantina. I'll just throw that out there right now.

I may be the only person that's gone there not knowing why they call it the Chronic Cantina. Did the section of the menu titled "Munchies" tip me off? No. Did the food with names like "Fatty Tacos" and "Pack Your Tostada Salad Bowl" give me a hint? No.

It was only when I took a look at the drink list and saw the 4:20 Brownie Shot that I got what Chronic Cantina is alluding to.

( O FER CRISSAKES JEAN )