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"Thanks" to [livejournal.com profile] kennfusion for this news tip, from Variety.com:

Ice cool with 'Kotter' redo
Dimension boards 'Welcome' wagon

Dimension Films has completed a deal to turn the ABC series "Welcome Back, Kotter" into a feature film, with Ice Cube producing and playing the title character.

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Hollywood hunks Ben Affleck and Christian Slater's antics at a Canadian strip club last summer are reportedly being made into a new movie.

Now, and forever.
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Hollywood flagshmerz.

Hey I got a better idea. Let's put Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal together in Kickboxer Under Siege: Nevar Forget 9/11. Or CGI John Wayne in a green beret into news footage and have him save the day. Or make an art film in which Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson walk around New York philosophizing while bodies and chunks of burning crap fall around them.

Oh oh oh.. here we go. Flight 93 on Ice! Someone get Wynn on the phone this was made for Vegas...

I hate you, milkman [livejournal.com profile] sixteen_shells!

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