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Very tall very fat gamer dude with long ponytail

Tough 'n' angry monobrow Santa Ana gangbanger with apologetic smiling girlfriend/sister

Two very sunburnt bro-dude gay guys, one of whom was drunk enough to eat a bit of the wrapper of his candy bar while staring at US Magazine on the newsrack

A guy who couldn't find the beer and then announced that he was having one before he drove home

Doah (Hi Dasan!)