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Comments

[do-not-lick.livejournal.com]

I really hope that yam shortage one is not real.

[satoribee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, mcbrennan and I are repeating "are you fucking kidding me?!" like a mantra these days. Everything is unbelievably, over the top, insanely bad. It's just incomprehensible.

And then Gillian dies.

We have reached bizarro world.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I was staring at "gillian dies" for a few minutes wondering who dropped dead when I realized you'd dropped a G and it was Bob Denver.

[satoribee.livejournal.com]

um, er, yeah... I got that wrong. Gillian just has a cold. ;-)

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

Drudge just reported that Gillian has cholera. MSM's just covering it up as usual.

[king-tirian.livejournal.com]

What I wouldn't give for someone to work into one of Shrub's speeches: "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."

[hoyvenmayven.livejournal.com]

I think that was one of the best Daily Show segments ever.

[kitchen-life.livejournal.com]

haha, we both had a great laugh from voldemort!

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

A) Keep it between us, but the queers are arming even as we speak.
B) Osama + Jenna= most colicky bearded alcoholic baby ever
C) My icon can beat up your icon!
D) Leave it to the Daily Show to do a hugely funny segment while I'm away from the teevee. Grr.

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

This queer has TWO arms, matter of fact.

Don't tell :D

[flux-capacitor.livejournal.com]

Bush would totally side with Voldemort!

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

I was thinking that M should be Michael Bolton.

[oohahh.livejournal.com]

Ok, so why, exactly isn't North Korea checked? I sure as hell wouldn't call the administration's handling of the DPRK a rousing success...

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I AM TERRIFIED OF THE NUCLEAR UNICYCLISTS! PERHAPS THEY COME FROM THERE?

[oohahh.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll Halloweenyize as Saddam this year. I seem to have a slight resemblence to that pic. Hrm.

PS NUKULAR UNICYCLISTS/CRITICAL MASS