IT TURNS OUT THE SO-CALLED DUCK WAS ACTUALLY A DRAGON AND NOW I OWE CHILD SUPPPORT

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1. You're fired! My favorite one is "fencing with sex toys". (CNN)
   
   
2. Only the Germans could produce a luxury sedan for cops called the "Authority Vehicle". (Autoblog)
   
   
3. Area Wacko posts fuzzy messed-up "spiritual" photos.
   
   
4. Yes! Do it! CLONE THE THYLACINE!

And now, off to the shrink to make myself marginally more acceptable to others!

Comments

[so-gracefully.livejournal.com]

the second of the spiritual photos looks like a brontosaurus! it must be true!