oh dear God eyeteeth made me cough out my teeth

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Comments

[odradak.livejournal.com]

You look like a Bond villain.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

That pic is about 2 years old. I weighed 30 lbs. more and with that beard I look like a Ukrainian hit man. Also I was at Ruba.

[odradak.livejournal.com]

Never cared for the bearded Conrad. Far too sinister.

[sakkaranoush.livejournal.com]

"Find out that your lips are missing"? giggle.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I misread a sign for some chapstick product that really said "find out what your lips are missing." And it was pretty much a Clive Barker moment.