A penny saved is a penny.

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1. The "Trump Blog" is well worth reading. Today's entry is from the Donald's "Chief Learning Officer", who has a ten point plan for reforming higher education that made me so happy I had to do the mambo with the cat for a while. Special points for using the phrase "just in time", although #10 is really the best after you've read the first 9.
   
   
2. I remembered today how much I liked Borges' Library of Babel.
   
   
3. Here, have lots and lots of mushroom cloud pictures.
   
   
4. Since the Japanese have concreted over their entire nation with pork-barrel corruption construction projects, it's time for the natural progression to blowing cash on a useless new Concorde.
   
   
5. In smaller, more insidious aircraft news, they're making evil animatronic birds to spy on us.
   
   
6. ¡Cuidado! ¡Hay llamas!
   
   
7. Mulder, watch out! ROGUE SQUIRREL!

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The universitaries are lacking in perspiration and sticktutivity

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The one that broke me was his assertion that you get to graduate if you amass a certain number of credits. WOULD THAT THIS WERE TRUE!