Keep the Altavista Flying

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1. The Atkins thing is fading, so get your MEATZA while you can.
   
   
2. Your social movement is called WHAT? Oh, okay, you're just trying to sell a book.
   
   
3. BONKED BY AN ORCA!
   
   
4. I want my lightning death ray blaster gun now!
   
   
5. When car tuner culture goes bad worse
   
   
6. Neologism watch: "masstige".
   
   
7. Celebrity portraits in a new medium!
   
   
8. Wait... Burger King is being sued by... SLIPKNOT?

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whattygirl?

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TwattyGirl represents a new brand of girl who is financially independent, sexy unafraid to voice exactly what she thinks and ask for what she wants. Her mantra is sexy, bold, outspoken. TwattyGirl is the essence of a woman with attitude.

That's awesome. I want to find a girl who is not only unafraid, but sexy unafraid.