Keep the Altavista Flying

[substitute]

1. The Atkins thing is fading, so get your MEATZA while you can.
   
   
2. Your social movement is called WHAT? Oh, okay, you're just trying to sell a book.
   
   
3. BONKED BY AN ORCA!
   
   
4. I want my lightning death ray blaster gun now!
   
   
5. When car tuner culture goes bad worse
   
   
6. Neologism watch: "masstige".
   
   
7. Celebrity portraits in a new medium!
   
   
8. Wait... Burger King is being sued by... SLIPKNOT?

Comments

[burntcurtis.livejournal.com]

That Slipknot lawsuit better be thrown out of court. It's completely meritless.

Should it be decided that Slipknot is in the right, then we can expect a lawsuit by Gwar going after them, and maybe even Alice Cooper going after Kiss for wearing makeup.

The only drawback is that this is being decided in Miami, and we all know how Florida Courts are in making bad decisions...