Keep the Altavista Flying

[substitute]

1. The Atkins thing is fading, so get your MEATZA while you can.
   
   
2. Your social movement is called WHAT? Oh, okay, you're just trying to sell a book.
   
   
3. BONKED BY AN ORCA!
   
   
4. I want my lightning death ray blaster gun now!
   
   
5. When car tuner culture goes bad worse
   
   
6. Neologism watch: "masstige".
   
   
7. Celebrity portraits in a new medium!
   
   
8. Wait... Burger King is being sued by... SLIPKNOT?

Comments

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

a) I had to stare at the third headline for a moment, as the UK "bonk" is equivalent to the US "boink".

b) That gum Hung is a Down's Nosferatu.