watch the skys, americas eagle's are coming

[substitute]

1. The Black Panthers did in fact create a coloring book, and then the FBI made it even worse. (via The Nonist).
   
   
2. Kids! Do not play the passing out game. Is the spirit of Bill Burroughs haunting Lawrence?
   
   
3. We're so fat, we can't have air safety life vests any more.

Comments

[zarriq.livejournal.com]

Man, I totally should have figured that your beef was with the airlines, what with all that context your provided.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I was offensive.

[zarriq.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I'm just a dumb fatty.