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1. Why would anyone want to make their own ad for the product they love? Because we live in AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! (AdJab)
   
   
2. wearekim calls my attention to a distressing soap dispenser.
   
   
3. ZAAAAAAP. (Flickr)
   
   
4. They're still at it with the crazy crypto export controls; it's been a bipartisan nightmare for over 10 years now. (Schneier)
   
   
5. The always worthwhile Dinosaur Comics today addresses manliness.
   
   
6. Okay, it's funny enough that the Vatican has a Chief Astronomer, but that he's the one defending evolution makes it even better. "Who got Galileo's office?" Edit: Even Rick Santorum doesn't want "Intelligent Design" in the schools; wow.
   
   
7. We have a war in the Middle East and ironic mullets everywhere, so why not a new retro Camaro? Well, because it's fucking stupid, that's why.

Comments

Pyramid envy

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I bet the Templars went fuckin' NUTS trying to find the secret of Egyptian Hyperdrive.

Re: Pyramid envy

[spacemummy.livejournal.com]

Don't get me started! It's the mummyship that needs that kind of attention. On the other mailed fist, you should have seen those St. John's motherfuckers trying to operate the divine ecstacy of the orgone ray. Take off the armor first! Bzzreet.