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How'd they pull that off? The Atkins diet people have filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Oh, probably because they bet $300 million on a diet trend lasting forever.
Acupuncture can reduce tension headaches by half according to a recent study.
These people claim that they can "fingerprint" the unique identity of a document, package, or credit card.
An Iraqi town has named a U.S soldier as a sheik, or village elder.
The Gitmo trials are so thoroughly rigged that military prosecutors have resigned in protest. Have you ever seen what military "justice" is like? Hint: everyone is guilty. What could possibly squick these guys? Were actual kangaroos involved?