microcephalic cement truck

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1. Work stuff is stalled. My proxy's got no moxy.
   
2. I hate this season so much. SO VERY MUCH. Can it go away now?
   
3. I have had some Donette Gems and a cookie to eat so far today.
   
4. List item.
   
5. I am now the proud owner of a Bender (futurama) wind-up robot.
   
6. My insane friends rule. They gave me an excellent birthday party complete with hilariously obscene cake.
   
7. For some reason this birthday bothers me. How the hell did I get this old and still be this immature?