Decline and Fall of the Romaine Empire

[substitute]

The good folks at Fresh Whatever Saladcorp want you to know that if you buy leaves from them, they'll give a soldier a quarter.

I hate to think of the sacrifices they'd feel obliged to make if there was a war on!

Comments

Salads of war

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

I forget -- how much jícama in a juche salad????

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

Dude, soldiers do not need to call home, soldiers need tanks! and vests! and guns! Or you know, plane tickets!

*gnashes teeth*

[namja.livejournal.com]

I drew tears on one of those

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

Prison-style "one for every dude I shanked" tear tattoos?

if only I'd thought to

[namja.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha, no "I wanna go home" tears

Re: if only I'd thought to

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

That would be my second choice. Third: American Indian "Don't drop your pudding cup container on my sacred land of my ancestors" single tear.

[stimps.livejournal.com]

He's fighting for that woman's right to wear really scary polyester flood pants.

[lil-om.livejournal.com]

at hollywood video for an extra $2.50 i can either get myself some popcorn, candy and sodas or have it shipped to the troops...except for the sodas i think...they go to Camp P.