Weapon of Mass Destruction

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She's brisk. She's blonde. She's efficient. She's the mouthpiece for the world's most powerful military. She's dressed like an elementary school principal in 1978. SHE'S VICKY CLARKE!

Sir, the BF-932 Dress has been released for theatre operations and the enemy is in full flight.

Comments

Miss Clarke, if you're nasty!

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

I've never seen such a silly outfit on someone whose last name is not 'Jackson'.

Re: Miss Clarke, if you're nasty!

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

That made me laugh really, really hard. Thank you.

With your permission I would like to put that in my sigfile. If so, please let me know how you'd like to be attributed.

Heh.