The growth has been amazing.

[substitute]

I know a lot of guys name their penises. I've never done that. I just decided to call mine "google". That way I can laugh like Beavis & Butthead whenever the company or the website is mentioned, or talk about "checking Google" etc. Minutes of fun await me.

Also, as eyeteeth just pointed out, lol "googlewhack".

Comments

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

I believe the standard dirty joke here is that it doesn't matter what you name it as long as it comes when you call it.

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

Heh. Dude I'm "searching" google. Google was a very good resource. I found it on Google might not be a good sign.

BUT if you want to use your penis as a divining rod: "I found it THROUGH Google!"

[hepkitten.livejournal.com]

WHAT ABOUT GOOGLEBOMBING? OR GETTING IN A GOOGLEFIGHT? OR GOOGLE HACKERS (there is such a thing)

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Ironically, I have just been unable to use google to find the lyrics to "She Made Me Name You Earl" by the Bobs.