This asparagus stands tall. With AMERICA.

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[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

GO ASPARAGUS!!!
WOOOOO!!!!

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

It makes your pee smell like FREEDOM!

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[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

WINNAR

[hoyvenmayven.livejournal.com]

Hey, wait! I think one of those price tags says "NO BLOOD FOR OIL!"

[changeng.livejournal.com]

they're always the first to volunteer, always the last to be called.

asparagus KICKS ASS.

wait - this doesn't make asparagus REPUBLICAN, does it???

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

o/` I'm proud to be an Asparagussssssssss o/`

[substitute.livejournal.com]

OUCH

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

It's pronounced AMERURCUR, you freedom-hating N@zi!

[namja.livejournal.com]

vegetables are a concoction of the liberal elite media, support the Amercian mad cow industry!