IF WE'VE ALL BEEN FULLY SPIRITUAL NOW I'D LIKE TO GET BACK TO THE HYATT FOR THE BUFFET

[substitute]

Jack White got married in some bullshit culture appropriation world music eco-tourist pseudo native wedding where three rivers meet in the mostest sacredest bestest part of the Amazon jungle by a medicine man, or some such shit.

You jumped the shark, Jack. You're Sting now.

The White Stripes are the Spinal Tap of indie music.

Comments

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[nefas.livejournal.com]

but i love spinal tap. =[

as for the wedding...the only thing i can think to say is, "wow."

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

didn't he just break up with renee mcscarywegger?

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

also, she does a misfits cover:
http://www.showstudio.com/projects/dev/dev_movie_med.html

ouch, that hurt

[substitute.livejournal.com]

They're both just as cute as can be, but I don't understand why someone bothered to record two girls singing that song in their living room and doing a worse job than most of the acts at Diedrich.

Well, I guess I do understand. She's a fashion model.

Re: ouch, that hurt

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

If you go back to the origins of that shittay video you can hear her leaving umpti-thousand voice mails of vainness about her european modely life.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

Yes, he did...AND she just got married a few weeks ago to country singer Kenny Chesney after about a month of dating.

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Who did he marry?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

The usual supermodel. Her name is Karen Elson.