Return to the Palace with me...

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The Panther Palace, that is. West Costa Mesa's sexiest sex club for sex, home of swingers from all of central coastal Orange County, where the affable Gordy runs the show. I think I've mentioned the place before. It's locally notorious, because this is generally a very unsexy part of the world. No worries, there's no titillation to be found chez Gordy.

http://www.pantherpalace2000.com/

Please note the least sexy sex swing ever, the overstuffed video room, and the art-filled front room.

Some sample quotes from the horrified Internet Residents to whom I introduced this place tonight:

TorgoTen: "This is my drawing of where the aliens/CIA took us for the 'poontang rendition'."

eyeteeth: I can't stop looking at it. It is seriously the least arousing thing I have ever seen.

fimmtiu: If you're running a sex club and you can't afford leather accoutrements, you're in the wrong business.

WilliamLadislaw: I rigged up sexier digs for my old Pentium II web server.

eclipsetuliphead: are those dirty tube socks??

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[joyfulagitator.livejournal.com]

At least if you were Charlies guest, you wouldn't remember the experience for too long.