Two Minutes Hate

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Our society officially shuns hate. We react to "hate" crimes with public vigor. Our pop culture leaders enjoin us "don't hate!" and ask us not to be "haters". Even people whom we are trying to incinerate and pulverize are told that we don't despise them, and that we're sorry their leaders put them in the way of our armies.

But you've got to have someone to hate! Official culture is no longer allowed to hate the old standard minority groups, so despising black people or Mexican people or even the Irish or the Italians is right out. So, for those of you confused about what to do with all your blind rage, I present:


The easiest target used to be "Arabs", which for Americans includes actual Arabs, Iranians, the entire Indian subcontinent, southern Asians from the "stans", and Turks. Mass media voices like Saturday Night Live and morning DJs were allowed to treat anyone with a turban or an "Arab" sounding accent as a character in a racist playlet. However, now that we're engaged in an actual racist war against these people we are no longer allowed to hate them, only to blow them up. The official voice must be honeyed with love. Sorry.

The next group we've been allowed to hate is "Asians", by which we in the U.S. mean East Asians. They're great for this purpose, because everyone remembers from third grade how to make fun of them. I particularly remember a Saturday Night Live sketch in the late 80s or early 90s in which a comically stupid "Chinese" guy had a store but wouldn't sell his chicken because he loved it. Lots of wacky, zany ching-chong-chinaman antics. People who won't use the "N" word or rage about Mexican immigrants will happy trade "bad Asian driver" stories at dinner parties or do "hilarious" imitations of the stereotypical Korean grocery owner. The field is wide open here, folks, so enjoy it until we're at war with North Korea and we have to love them as we bomb.

The perennial hate target, surprisingly enough, is the French. The phrase "cheese-eating surrender monkeys", originally from The Simpsons, has been popularized by a columnist at the National Review (a key publication for hatred fans), as he pounds away at our friends across the Atlantic. Hatred of the French comes up often in conversations: friends of mine across the political spectrum from right to left joyfully cut loose on them for losing to Hitler, smelling bad, being arrogant, not supporting our wars, and liking Jerry Lewis. For some reason, in America, you can't lose by shitting on the French. If you're having a down day, got fired at the Wal-Mart, maybe the '83 Granada won't start, take it out on the French. Have yourselves a good old Two Minutes Hate. And do it now while you can; we may start blowing them up soon and need to start loving them again.

Comments

Re: French Canadians...

[mendel.livejournal.com]

Well, hrm. I was in Montreal during the last referendum, and I've got friends strategically located across Canada (and was attending uni with people from across Canada), and I really didn't see what you describe. I heard a lot of discontent with separatists, but not with Jean-Pierre at the office or the pub, if that makes sense. I mean, I'm not talking the discomfort of dealing with people when you have to go through the language-negotiation protocol, I'm talking about the stuff that substitute was talking about in this post, and the stuff that feedle mentioned about municipalities going unilingually English and so forth.

At best, I think I'd describe conservative Nova Scotian and PEI opinions of Quebec as discomfort -- New Brunswick's managed fine, though -- and their opinions of random French-Canadians as unremarkable.

And being in Montreal during the last referendum was essentially a standing invitation for anyone that happened to talk to me to give me their opinion on Quebec.

Re: French Canadians...

[fimmtiu.livejournal.com]

I dunno what Montreal you were in, mate, but my very first memory of Montreal is of the graffiti on the wall of the bus I took from the airport. It was speckled with competing French-English hate speech scribbles: "FRENCHIES GO HOME", "ANGLOS FUCK OFF", et cetera. I guess that colored my first impression of the city in a fairly negative light. The everyday motions of getting along are, of necessity, largely unaffected, but I got an impression of a lot of deeply-buried animosity -- especially after talking with some Montreal people, and someone I know who moved to Montreal from the States, who all had really fucked-up stories to share. Beautiful town, but... oy vey.

Re: French Canadians...

[mendel.livejournal.com]

The complex one, I guess, where you can't figure out what's on a people's collective mind by what a few decide to paint on buildings! There was a lot of pro- and anti-French graffiti painted during the Referendum; threatening to tear a country apart (or finally get away from Ottawa, depending on your point of view) gets people riled up.

But it's not the least bit representative. I'm not sure what else to tell you; what everyone's bent on describing here is simply not what it's like.

Just like seeing a swastika scratched on a bathroom wall in Vancouver doesn't mean Vancouverites hate Jews, seeing anti-French or anti-English graffiti from the referendum doesn't mean Anglophones hate Francophones or vice-versa in Quebec, let alone across Canada.

There's deeply-based politics in Quebec, obviously, but they don't manifest themselves in day-to-day life and people hating people. It's nationalism, not hatred, and since Laurier with few exceptions (Groulx, Bourassa, Parizeau) it's been heading towards an introspective nationalism more than a defensive one.

But I don't think I'm going to convince anyone in this thread, so this is going to be my last post. But think about it -- what interest do I have in leading you on about it? It's just not like you describe when you live there. It's ridiculous to say, as feedle did, that Canadians don't like French Canadians. English Canada doesn't like French Canadian politicians -- no argument there. But individuals, aside from the marginalia? I don't think it's supportable.

Same thing the other way around. I lived as an Anglophone minority in a French neighbourhood in the most language-divided city in the province, and I've paid more attention to the idea of Francophones hating Anglophones in this thread than I did in seven years and a referendum there.

Political parties aside, the idea that French Canadians hate English Canadians or vice versa is a stereotype. Like any stereotype, there are some people that live it, and there's history to support it -- sentiments were stronger during the Quiet Revolution and around the referenda, plus back when there were wars between the English and French here, but at that point you get waist-deep in colonialism and Protestantism vs. Catholicism -- but when you start looking at details, you find that it's nowhere near as black and white now as it might seem.

Re: French Canadians...

[feedle.livejournal.com]

As a point of order, my assertion was that the Canadians I know hate French-Canadians. Granted, my exposure to Canadians tends to be from the Western provinces (I live in Arizona, and we get a lot of folk down here from Saskatchewan and Alberta who winter down here, plus distant relatives I have in Saskatoon). All usually express some distaste for people who would hang the sign around their neck as "French-Canadian," and proudly announce it as if it actually meant something other than an accident of upbringing.

And I think that's the distinction. They view it as being somewhat divisive: to say "I'm this kind of Canadian as opposed to your kind of Canadian" seems to be the part that peeves them. They respond to that kind of rhetoric the same way many Americans respond to the term "African-American": it should be the "American" part that counts, not the "African" part. I don't think they necessarily have a problem with those who identify with the culture.. it's the ones who feel somehow "more Canadian" because they speak French that is the issue.

Actually, I'm beginning to hate all Canadians. Does the government of Canada intentionally give all the ones who can't drive gas money to come down to Arizona in the winter, so they don't cause traffic accidents up there? :P

Re: French Canadians...

[fimmtiu.livejournal.com]

It's certainly not a naive black-and-white sort of issue, and your point is well made, but from the Montreal residents I met while I was there, I really got the impression that the neverending political battles at every level -- municipal, city, province, country -- leak over, to some degree, into people's everyday attitudes. Oddly enough, it felt just like home, except with different languages instead of visibly different races.