Cyclical livejournal post

[substitute]

Gloomy, passive-aggressive reference to long-term insoluble problem, hinting at interpersonal conflict without mentioning names of people involved. Cliché'd attempt at ironic humor. Barely veiled plea for help without any indication of what action others could take. Self-deprecating yet egotistical joke!

Comments

[hensatc.livejournal.com]

well meaning but totally misplaced attempt at supportive response based on incorrect assumption of involvement in veiled reference.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

reassuring response, leaving the actual problem in doubt

[nefas.livejournal.com]

ditto reply due to vague need to be supportive without saying anything even remotely worthwhile

[vertamae.livejournal.com]

Well put, that's exactly how I write, nearly daily. Must cease.

Um, hope you feel better soon? (Vain attempt to appear compassionate, but truthfully wanting to express pleasure in the reading of such a perfect journal post.)

[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

*shows tits like cheerful camwhore*

Feel better soon.(?)

A.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I was about to ask where the cheerless camwhores are, and then I remembered about Suicide Girls.

[odradak.livejournal.com]

Donut.

[(Anonymous)]

Unhelpful but strangely enthralling Mormon fanfiction link. Ironic snarkism, followed by serious aside.

--Stoatmaster9000

[rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com]

GODDAMNIT you BITER, i was GOING to create a 2.0 of this post some time soon....

oh well. THAT'LL teach me to get the hell off my ass.

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Series of heartfelt useless suggestions. Brief inaccurate summary of popular psychology on the topic of depression. Assurance of future improvement.

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

There's always the torture of hope. When does the statute of limitations run out on yesterday?

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Useless declaration of love and devotion.

[sixteen-shells.livejournal.com]

Compliments and reassurance that I'm giving not because I actually care, but because I like drama and I want to feel better about myself.

More empty words.

"Stay strong".

[feisty-robot.livejournal.com]

Anecdote that is superficially meant to comfort, but is little more than a self-aggrandizing attempt to focus attention on myself.

--
Steven Wright quote

[screed.livejournal.com]

~*>HUGS<*~