why are conservatives so rarely funny?

[substitute]

and who asked for a lifeless, droning Doonesbury clone?

I am a bitter person full of darkness and hate, asswipe, etc.

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[scromp.livejournal.com]

I see you have not slacked off in your combing of the internets.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Whats with the cleavage and buttage?

[odradak.livejournal.com]

Man, you're the Devil's yarn fuck doll.

...

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

dot com

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

Um,
ya, the cartoon and everything.
also the link to this
http://conservativematch.com/
underneath it has scared me to death.
*dies*

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Eep. That's almost as bad as hannitydate, or maybe worse. "sweethearts, not bleeding hearts"? wtf

[odradak.livejournal.com]

They've got a BLACK GUY and everything!

Hows about this one

[joyfulagitator.livejournal.com]

http://www.conservativecat.com/

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

i'm not the kind to send nasty emails, but that site almost made me do it. seriously, what utter shit.

[rootlesscosmo.livejournal.com]

It's an interesting question, since an obvious counterexample--Evelyn Waugh--leaps to mind. Maybe a difference is that Waugh got laughs out of the follies of Modernism and the Left (which to him were kindred offenses against Tradition and Order) because, as he saw matters, everything was clearly going to hell, but one could still mock the decline from one's lonely, besieged vantage point. The current crop of US conservatives, by contrast, have a bullying, swaggering attitude--the strip you linked to actually raises a valid question about Cornyn but simply dismisses it as not worth bothering about. So can we generalize that the Last Holdout conservative can be funny (and lord knows follies aren't hard to find or to mock) but the We Rule The World conservatives are just... brutish?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

American conservativism glorifies ignorance. It's as though England had all Colonel Blimps and no Saki.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

I came in tipsy last night, & ate a Raspberry Ruffle bar while browsing that site. Shortly after, I puked my ring. At least two mistakes I made there.