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The world's loudest family is currently at D's. Everything they say sounds like they are calling livestock. They have two dogs which bark constantly. All of the kids have uncut mops of hair extending in all directions. Conversation:

IT'S A TYPE OF DIARRHEA BUT ITS DIFFERENT..
JJ SHUT UP, JJ EW EW, JJ
BARKBARKBARKBARK
I WANTED A NONFAT CARAMEL LATTE IS THIS A NONFAT CARAMEL LATTE I SAID I AM TALKING TO YOU IS THIS
BARKBARK BARK BARKBARKBARKBARK
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
OK OK OK OK FINE WANT ME TO DO IT IF YOU WANT ME TO DO IT I'LL DO IT
NOTHIN NOTHIN
HE'S NOT GONNA DO IT. IT'LL MAKE MY DAY
BARKBARKBARKBARK
WHAT KIND? WHY?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
DO YOU WANT SOME MORE TEA??????
I DO ONE LIKE THIS AND IT HIT AND THEN ONE FELL AND THEN I DID ANOTHER. MOM? I SAID I DID ONE LIKE THIS AND THEN ANOTHER AND THEN
BARKBARK
GO, FINE. FINE. JUST GO. GO. I AM GOING TO SMOKE OVER HERE, THERE. YOU CAN JUST GO

Edit: Mop headed 14 year old kid, who looks like he's 12, just asked 18yo hottie D's employee Nina out on a date. [LAFF TRACK]

Comments

[substitute.livejournal.com]

yeah. she used to hang out there and study, now she works there.

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

"I liked their coffee so much, I bought the company."