Spam Slot Machine
Apr. 3rd, 2005 06:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Dr. Goggles found this lovely slot machine. Jed and I think you should be rewarded with a block of spam if you win the jackpot. Not in a can or anything, just forced out of a MEAT DUCT by compressed air, sliding along on its gel and then plopping into your extended hand.
And it should splatter instead of clanking when you win, too. Yeah.
Why aren't there more variety meat-based gambling devices?
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Date: 2005-04-04 01:46 am (UTC)What, you haven't heard of the Underwood's Deviled Ham roulette wheels ?