Our administration's latest Sith Lord

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Meet our new U.N. Ambassador, a man of whom Jesse Helms said that he'd want him standing next to him at Armageddon.



Our foreign policy is about to get a really bad mustache ride.

Comments

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

I bet if you press a comic book to his cheek, it makes a copy.

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

why the fuck do we need to know his sexual orientation?

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

i mean, my homo-loving self aside, i don't want to think about him having relations with ANYTHING. or anyone.

[king-tirian.livejournal.com]

I can see Jesse's point. If I wanted to slip through the Pearly Gates without people paying too much attention to me, I could see how standing next to the ugliest toupee ever would be a sensible strategy.

[spacemummy.livejournal.com]

Best painful laugh all day. Shitebiskets.

[spacemummy.livejournal.com]

I've decided that if we nuke Yale, we can solve many of the world's problems. It's the sphincter of the U.S. I know, I know, many good people graduate from Yale, along with most of the evil that lurks in the world today. I mean, what do they teach there: PoliSci 402: Shitting down democracy's neckhole? Well, we need to think about the greater good here. Stop Yale now.

he looked familiar

[mendel.livejournal.com]

Re: he looked familiar

[satoribee.livejournal.com]

LOL! ROTFLMAO! Nicely played

[satoribee.livejournal.com]

Any relation to Michael Bolton?

Not that THAT would have helped his cause any.

And yeah, how do they KNOW his sexual orientation? Sure, he's married and has a kid, but how do they VERIFY s.o.?

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Because he posted a testimonial to Gannon's OTHER website.

[satoribee.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh... ass so...

Glad to see the Gannon thing is still being talked about. Maybe someone will actually get an investigation going at some point. There's always hope.

Cheers!

[fengi.livejournal.com]

Here's a 100% real J. Bolton quote: "'It is a big mistake for us to grant any validity to international law, even when it may seem in our short-term interest to do so - because, over the long term, the goal of those who think that international law really means anything are those who want to constrict the US."

Oh you Republicans - the ironic appointment thing never gets old.