high-impact tiramisu with supercharger for low-end torque

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Items:

• A neurologist I met at the coffee house told me there are new bleach-resistant bacteria. Phear.
  
• Italo Svevo's Confessions of Zeno is a kick ass novel that you all must read.
  
• I have moved on from noodles and the history of Scotland to chili and the history of Ireland as my evening occupations.
  
• This morning my cat put both her paws on my face and said "Woo waa." I am a stud!
  
• We have a new show on the network I work at. The hosts are a former Fredericks of Hollywood lingerie model and a surfer from my home town. The ignatz effect is increasing.
  
• I am failing in at least one important task at work but no-one has noticed.
  
• A discourse on the failure of marketing and the death of quality should be posted later today.
  
• Panama hats actually come from Ecuador
  
• You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
  

Comments

oh dear

[stimps.livejournal.com]

Bleach resistant. >_<

Waaaah. I'm going to have to buy a rubber catsuit and wear it alll over the place soon, just so I don't get germs. But I'll have to lose about 30 lbs first so I don't look dumb. =) Riiight.

Written novel down, will get asap.

Pith pith pith helmets are made of pith, but not pee. =)

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Bucky: Be fair, Mister President. Didn't we initiate the Human Reliability tests for all personnel handling nuclear weapons?

Pres. Muffley: Buck, when I told you to give them right up to the top, you said we couldn't insult a general officer by asking him to pass a test to see if he's a psycho.

Bucky: It was an honest mistake, sir.