Proof once again that mcbrennan and I are secretly in charge

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from Defamer:

Hollywood Out of Ideas, What the Fuck? Edition: Producer Tony Thomopolous and George Hamilton are developing a sequel to the 1979 vampire comedy Love at First Bite. Finally, all those 25-year-old loose ends will be tied up!

I mean.. that’s something I would think up to make my friends say “SHUT UP!”

Comments

[ranai.livejournal.com]

Fucking YES!

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

This fills me with so many thoughts I can barely contain myself.

Is malignant melanoma transmittable via the bloodstream?
Arte Johnson's 25-year vigil waiting by the phone finally ends.
Please, god, not another comeback for "I Love The Nightlife"
Is Richard Benjamin still dead?
Gee, Mr. Dracula, why is your ass so saggy?
A sexually promiscuous guy roaming high-end L.A. drug parties in satin pants, whose every encounter involves anonymous intravenous fluid exchange? The kids are gonna love it!


I guess you don't realize I've been commissioned to write a "reimagining" of The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh.

They need us, I just need to convince them.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

We might not get to script the musical, but I have a good line on a couple of assistant rewrite jobs for the "..on Ice!" version.

Re: They need us, I just need to convince them.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

A few months back, schwern and I saw The Last Starfighter: The Musical.

It was actually not bad. Of course that's theatre, not film.

You'll belive a picnic table can fly!