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"Of all the people and all the places in the world," he said, "a guy with a samurai sword jumps on your balcony, setting your apartment on fire."

You'd think someone would have done something after the Crossbow Incident. Yow.

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One more time for the troika

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

Am I a bad person if I found the repetition of "The next thing you know, that place is on fire" really amusing?

Re: One more time for the troika

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

I hope not, because I did too. I kind of hoped it would continue, though that would have meant a larger conflagration -- okay, we're bad people.