Modest proposal

[substitute]

We don’t want a draft, but our war appears endless.

Social security’s future is uncertain; will we have enough to avoid disaster for the aged?

Solution: Draft everyone over 50.

Have you registered for Senior Service yet?

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You won't think it's a good idea when...

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When Mom says "Drop and give me twenty" and you have to say "Yes, Drill Seargant!"