Modest proposal

[substitute]

We don’t want a draft, but our war appears endless.

Social security’s future is uncertain; will we have enough to avoid disaster for the aged?

Solution: Draft everyone over 50.

Have you registered for Senior Service yet?

Comments

Caddy ≠ Tank

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Weren't they talking about upping the death benefit for soldiers to $250,000? That could be a tricky business if your aged fighting force dies on the battlefield but from natural causes.