:LANGUAGE-CLAIMS:

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FOR THIS JUDGE: David-Wynn: Miller IN THESE TRUTH-LANGUAGE-CLAIMS: FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE OF OUR LANGUAGE-FORMAT IS WITH THESE LANAGUAGE-CLAIMS BY THIS MATHEMATICAL-QUANTUM OF THE TIME AND FACTS. FOR THIS EDUCATIONAL-CORRECTION OF ALL LANGUAGES IS WITH THE TRUTHFUL-LANGUAGE OF THESE UNITY-STATESOF OUR WORLD. FOR THESE SOVEREIGN-CHARTER-VESSEL-CITIZENS WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE ARE WITH THESE OUTLINES BY THESE TERMS OF THIS TRUTH-LANAGUAGE-CLAIM-STUDY-GUIDE ON THIS WEB-SITE.

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Hours of fun, including full MP3 tutorials. Apparently people have been using this language to defend themselves in court cases, with predicable results.