The same four commercials over and over.

[substitute]

I would like a version of the Fear Factor TV show in which instead of being forced to do various scary but basically safe things to win, the contestants would be first frightened and then killed.

Also: I am not going to watch the smallpox show no matter many times you ask.

Also: I am not going to purchase the DVD of Anacondas.

Oh, and Dennis Miller? Shilling for NetZero is the punchline to your career. Please exit stage left.

P.S. Elektra looks like a huge heap of poo.

Comments

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

That sounds almost exactly like Foamy's rant about The Snuff Channel. Heck, I would even settle for a Running Man show.

Actually, no, I would just ignore it like I do with the rest of television, reality or otherwise.

I'd love to ignore TV

[substitute.livejournal.com]

But I work inside it..

[yoscott.livejournal.com]

Elektra is going to be a heaping pile of poo. i read the adaptation for it last night and it is very lame. Of course, I'm a comic book geek and a purist, and dont think Jennifer Garner should have been tapped to be Elektra. She's a VERY COMPELLING GREEK.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

We could have the Electric Bonsai Band's Wheel of Death as the theme song!

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

I think a convolution is needed here:

I want a show like Fear Factor except that in it Dennis Miller is injected with the smallpox virus, left to simmer for three weeks in a room full of feces, and then fed to anacondas.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

And, ideally, we would leave it at that and not bother watching it.