mother shitter! son of ass!

[substitute]

Hello. I am currently at work watching the COPS New Year's Marathon, brought to you by Smallpox an FX Channel Event.

I am at work because of a manager's "comfort level". "Comfort level" is modern business language for "I do not care about the actual situation or a rational response to it, but I wish to exert my authority and show that you are the less powerful primate."

I am here because of the college football bowl games but I am not watching them. The only thing I like about college football is the 30 seconds of footage of cute cheerleaders, and I like that about 2 on a 10 scale.

Oh! And I like the part where some wretched shithole of a college like Miami of Ohio or Auburn shows their mini documentary on how actual academic programs exist there in which students wear glasses and are perhaps Asian.

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[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

Can't wait until I, big beefcake lawyergirl, can set my own "comfort levels". And gauge peoples' responses to it (yours would be high) to consider for whatever.

AHH POWER *rubs hands*

ahem

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

Madame I think you'll find that I am the beefcake lawyergirl in mine and ignatz's relationship, so you'll have to wait.

Well at least on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Re: ahem

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

He & I have a relationship?

Re: ahem

[substitute.livejournal.com]

You'll have to excuse Zeb. His passion for me is intense and he's currently trapped in a cornish pasty factory in Cocksmouth, London, U.K.

Re: ahem

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

Zing

Re: ahem

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Cocksmouth

That's not his location, that's his pastime.

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

i attended Miami of Ohio; it's not a shithole school, but any sport there other than hockey totally sucks the root. they do have an open-ended self-guided degree program on a very beautiful part of campus where all the liberal, counterculture students live. i loved it there..

aha!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I screwed up my "X of Y" schools. I think I meant "Indiana University of Pennsylvania". I knew it was named for the wrong place, so to speak. Sorry 'bout that.

Re: aha!

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

it's ok, i'm tnot like totally offended or anything - i didn't manage to graduate from there. the school is named for the Miami Indians in that region, but it's pretty confusing. anyway, no harm done. :)