Mormon Cheerleader Sex Disaster

[substitute]

So, during tonight's conversation the subject of the local Mormons came up. W. perked up and said "Oh, there were 7 Mormon girls on the cheerleading squad when I was a cheerleader. They were insane. They did stuff I still won't do now!"

W: Okay, so we were like.. 14. And this girl came to me and said "I am going to have to confess something at church tonight!" and I thought okay, she kissed a boy. No. Se said "Well I gave him a blow job and then he fucked me in my ass and THEN he wanted to come in my mouth!!1!! and I let him!!!" And I just said "Look don't ever share your sex life with me any more!"

It's a miracle these kids didn't all die of a combination of STDs, alcohol poisoning, and vehicle omnicide.

Comments

[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

You just can't stop our love, old man.

A.

[verminefasciste.livejournal.com]

this girl came to me and said "I am going to have to confess something at church tonight!"

Mormons don't have traditional confession.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I think she meant something different than a Catholic confession. But I don't know what Mormons do when they erm.. eff up.

Then again, considering the people involved, she may not have understood her own religion very well.