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Monday Roundup

1. Exploding Zamboni!
   
   
2. Octopus Cannon!
   
   
3. Bush named Person of the Year by Time, causing predictable nattering. Remember, folks, Stalin got it in '38 and Hitler got it in '39. We have to be consistent about these things.
   
   
4. 1954 in Rail Transport!