Instructions from spammers

[substitute]

According to portions of today's blast of junk email, I am supposed to:

1. See if trolls are leaving mold in my walls



2. Find out if Neal is ready for the results



3. experience "Lust sex no commitments"


and


4. Look into the benefits of track lighting

It's going to be a busy week. Anyone seen Neal lately?

Comments

[gynocide.livejournal.com]

My spam is instructing me to buy Valium in bulk and then let Fred hook me up with some cable. I am debating over whether or not I should offer to pay Fred in Valium.