Instructions from spammers

[substitute]

According to portions of today's blast of junk email, I am supposed to:

1. See if trolls are leaving mold in my walls



2. Find out if Neal is ready for the results



3. experience "Lust sex no commitments"


and


4. Look into the benefits of track lighting

It's going to be a busy week. Anyone seen Neal lately?

Comments

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

Dave's not here.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I never get tired of that sketch.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

I don't think I do either, and you'd expect me to really be sick of it.